so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My dick has a subreddit
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I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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