Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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