The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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