Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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