It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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