I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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