so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The Olympian is in my bed
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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