I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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