omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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