I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
