I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.