do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?