jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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