at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You can't special order awesome
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.