Do vagina's smell?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?