Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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