there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I think people are normalizing furries
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize