this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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