? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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