Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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