i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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