Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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