HIV tests are more positive than that guy
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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