I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
