don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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