It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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