Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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