so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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