hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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