if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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