can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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