am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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