after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Less talking, more tequila
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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