my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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