I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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