how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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