it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
im on a boat
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