When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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