If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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