Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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