I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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