That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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