Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ketchup is God's man juice
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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