Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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