YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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