DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So squirting runs in the family.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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