road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Shame is for Republicans.
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