What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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