I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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