ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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