Sry I called you an 8
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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