Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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