Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My bed smells like the plague
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
