Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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