Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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