There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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