I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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