You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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