Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and she was petting her beer can
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
