A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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