I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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