I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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