Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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