Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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