Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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