He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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